Your New Fav Fugly Jingle Bell Sweater

Originally called “jingle bell sweaters,” Christmas sweaters were not intended to be gaudy but instead fashionable pieces of clothing worn during their Christmas season heyday. Forward to our twenty-first century, now a time of the memes, we have adopted new 'improved' fashion trends, but have also revived old ones for a bit of nostalgia. Only because of their garish designs do we now refer to them as ugly Christmas sweaters. Here are Halloween Club's top 10 favorite fugliest Christmas sweaters that will surely make anyone cackle and cringe to your delight!

1) First up, our Toilet Santa Child Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #338649). If you’ve been a good boy or girl this year, you can bet that Santa Claus will drop down your chimney in order to pinch off a piece of fruit cake for you. Don’t forget to leave him milk and cookies though.

Toilet Santa Child Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #338649)

2) Everyone knows that if you want to get on Santa’s good side you have to be good little tyke all year long, or at least well-behaved for a majority of the year. Kids who behave - this also goes for some of you adults who think you’re big kids - get goodies and presents like the lad below who’s rocking the Nice Stocking Christmas Adult Sweater (sku #317766).

Nice Stocking Christmas Adult Sweater (sku #317766)

3)  Children who choose to go the other route will do so with a stocking stuffed with coal, and perhaps a visit from Krampus. Although you may look innocent and quite dapper in the Naughty Stocking Ugly Christmas Adult Sweater (sku #317763), it will take more than a winning smile to fool Santa. 

Naughty Stocking Ugly Christmas Adult Sweater (sku #317763)

4) Tread lightly those of you who end up on Santa’s naughty list. Just because old Saint Nick may be jolly that doesn’t mean that he’s a big pushover. Santa himself has a naughty side to him as seen in the Naughty Santa Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #385401).

Naughty Santa Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #385401)

5) Before he became the gift-giver that we all know him as today, baby Kris Kringle didn’t have a care in the world, as evident in the Naughty Santa Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #385401) where he’s in the buff, roasting his chestnuts by an open fire.

Naughty Santa Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #385401) 

6) How does Santa stealthily visit every home in the world without being detected? Easily. He’s learned all of his super secret ninja moves from, none other than, Frosty the Snowman of course! It snows ninja stars and the blood of Frosty's victims in the Ninja Snowman Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #367310).

Ninja Snowman Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #367310)

7) Allow your flirty side to surface with the Turn-Me-On-Reindeer Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #385410). Just keep yourself switched off when in public. It’d be no fun to spend Christmas in a jail cell.

Turn-Me-On-Reindeer Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #385410)

Cat-Zillas Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #338714)

Gassy Santa Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater with Sound (sku #403850)

10) I see England, I see France, I see Santa’s lack of underpants. It’s also worth noting that his plumber’s crack is totally on point in the Buttcrack Santa Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #367306). Take a good look at the dark side of the moon this December.

Buttcrack Santa Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater (sku #367306)

There you have it, folks, ten ugly Christmas sweaters with just a hint of indecency that won’t get you placed permanently on Santa’s naughty list. Mind you, you’ll be ice skating the line that separates the good children from the downright terrible. Stop by your local Halloween Club costume superstore to see our collection of Ugly Christmas Sweaters, alive and in all their glory this holiday season.

Get directions here: http://www.halloweenclub.com/Locations

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Sources:

https://www.complex.com/style/2016/12/the-history-of-the-ugly-christmas-sweater/